After I told her I'd already cleaned out the place and took big loads to the Good Will this month, she was disappointed. So I suggested we start planning one for next summer, setting aside a big box to put things in all year.
"That sounds great," she said. "I'm gonna be the manager."
Then she got to the heart of the issue: "And I'm gonna need a fanny pack."
At least she's got the important stuff figured out.
