Love in the Time of Rejection

For the record, I've had FOUR rejections since December 7th and NO acceptances. Three were for essays and one was for flash fiction.

Here's who I was trying to get a date with:
Edge, a Tahoe publication
The Pedastal, an online magazine
Catholic Digest
Apple Valley Review 

NINE other potential loves still have my number.

I'll just be waiting here by the phone -- oh, and trying to line up other dates.